It is totally with straight face and tongue not planted firmly in cheek that we bring you news of brand new Jonny Craig solo material.
The on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again Dance Gavin Dance frontman and self-help letter writer has debuted four new tracks including “I Belong Out Here,” “Rhythm To My Soul (AKA Heroin,” and one affectionately titled “You’re Just Another Whore.” Do some Jager bombs, keep your chin up, and click here to check them out if you are so inclined.
UPDATE: Okay, so the original four-track clip has been removed from YouTube (stupid rights violation). However, we poked around and found links to “I Belong Out Here” and “Rhythm To My Soul (AKA Heroin).” Sadly, no luck with “You’re Just Another Whore.” Anyway, click here to check them out.
Rhythm To My Soul (AKA Heroin)
I Belong Out Here
Add Jonny Craig to My Radar 
oh god, why can’t he just go away.
I admire Jay’s level up on sarcasm for this one.
“I just write ‘em, folks”
You can choose NOT to write ‘em…
Can I, though? Can I?
Repulsive.
The original story got updated. Seems the “Just Another Whore” track got removed from the interwebs. Don’t worry, we found the others.
We don’t have a choice. I’d prefer not to too.
I guess his marriage isn’t working out too well. Who’da thunk.
Oh thank god. We need more Jonny Craig songs, obviously. I can rest easy now.
Save me some some Offspring stories. :P