Christmas sucks! You know it and LA based punk outfit Total Massacre knows it, too. To properly convey their ire for the Yuletide Holiday, the quartet (which consists of former members of Punk is Dead, Henchmen 21, and The Scuffs) are releasing their own version of that most pointless of holiday traditions: the novelty Christmas Song! And since the season is all about giving, the boys sent us the corrupt carol to stream exclusively for our readers! But wait…there’s more! In anticipation of their upcoming LP, they also sent along a bonus, teaser track from the freshman, self-titled album a whole week before the single is available to “the normies”. Get stoked…and then go and burn down a strip mall (ed: you can’t encourage readers to incite violence, regardless of how much you hate the holidays)! Stream both brutal tracks, exclusively here at Dying Scene, below!