As if you weren’t excited enough for Andrew W.K.‘s 10-year anniversary edition of “I Get Wet,” (due out August 28th via Century Media) we have more news about what’s in store for a super limited (500) double-disc autographed edition of the CD.  Aside from an autographed 20 page booklet, personal items of Andrew W.K.’s will also be included at random—items such as a piece of his stage-worn and filthy white jeans (cut into 496 pieces), a lock of his unwashed hair (for 3 fans) and an autographed plane ticket stub for one lucky fan.  A bloody-nose air freshener will be included for those lucky enough to get dirty jeans or hair in their package, in order to combat any smells.  This is what the party-king had to say:

“I wanted to give a piece of myself and this party to everyone who got one of these limited editions,” explains W.K.  “Originally, I had wanted to include used tissues and one of my hangnails, but I was told that international customs doesn’t allow sending human flesh or bodily fluids in music packaging.  So I decided to give the party people my dirty white jeans and hair instead.  My jeans and hair give me party power-kind of like Dumbo’s magic feather.  They’re blessed with the power of positive partying, and I hope that these objects bring even more magical partying to anyone who possesses them.”

To pre-order this collector’s edition, click here.

Andrew W.K. toured to promote the 10 year anniversary of “I Get Wet” earlier this year and is also hopefully releasing a new album in the future.