"Worst band in UKHC" - Some tosser
"Pints are ridiculous" - Punktastic
"London punk doesn't get much more drunk than this" - The Cowley Club
"Psy of North Yorks moody rap folks Ceiling Demons told me about Pints today, and I’m going to thank him for the rest of my life. The Essex/London band do streetpunk/hardcore songs about getting hammered, and they’re so fucking perfect I could cry. Music reviews are pointless because you can just click play, but know this: every song on their free LP will make you want to take your top off, and you should immediately download it and play it over and over until the end of work, then put it on at the pub too.
It’s Friday, let’s all smoke some beers." - bankholidaycomes.com
"I really want Pints for Ninja Fest but its just too much of a liability having those boys around free beer. Its gunna end up with somebody's hand bag getting pissed in" - UKHC II Podcast
They smell of stale beer, all of their songs are about getting hammered, they will probably scream in your face and push you over; it’s nothing personal, you’re just in their way. - newnoisemagazine.com/
"I'm bored of these D-beat beer monster thrash core bands" - Some bloody nerd