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The Victim Party

The Victim Party
Hometown: Toronto, Canada Current Label: Black Pint Records Websites: Official Website
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Band Members: Adam Cook, Colin Lichti, Dean Richards, Kyle Cook, Patrick Mathers, Tabi Irani

The Victim Party Bio:

Are you sick of being a 90lbs musical weakling? Are you tired of having bands kick sand in your face? If you've answered no, then The Victim Party is the band for you.
Consisting of members from such acts as Bombs Over Providence, Hostage Life, The Black Lungs, The Artist Life, The Little Millionaires, The Ward and Marilyn's Vitamins, this six-piece pop punk combo has all the aural medicine needed to turn you from chic to geek in just one listen.

Why waste valuable time and currency on bands proven to be palatable and enjoyable in order to uplift your social status? NO! Turn your gaze from up to down and forsake your popularity with the scientifically proven social kryptonite that is The Victim Party.

Their unique brand of saccharin melodies and fatty rhythms is guaranteed to expand your waist line and reduce your number of friends by at least 30% with just one listen. Continued attendance of their live performances will lead to a bitter, lonely existence, devoid of human touch and the sweet thrilling excitement of love.

So come on, abandon that cozy life, forget about what's cool and join our party, The Victim Party. You're certain to regret it.

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