Totally Unicorn Bio:
Just as the Hunt Of The Unicorn was considered by many to be the high point in Medieval tapestry manufacture, so will history recognize the bearded magical animal metal of Wollongong's latest fantastical four headed Chimera, Totally Unicorn be considered to be the watermark for musicians that are both hirsute and technically gifted when it comes to bringing a party that is part wall of crushing no...ise, part pithy word play and all monstrously enjoyable. To keep the ridiculous mythical creature schtick going, one could say that the foursome rose like the Phoenix from the ashes of two of the South Coasts most influential and critically acclaimed post-rock/hardcore acts, Ohana and Hospital The Musical, picking up where the dead acts left off, but with a whole new swag of tricks (that may or may not be covered in glitter) designed to shock, awe and inspire one hell of a good time as this 'magical animal hardcore' act invoke the spirit of their totem animal. Feeling horny? You bet your sweet ass you are.