Salt Lake City pop-punks Wicked Bears are streaming a new song called “Hypothetically”. It’s the latest single from the band’s sophomore album Underwater, due out March 3rd on Wiretap Records. Listen below and pre-order the LP here.

And in case you get the impression that this is a love song, it totally, definitely, most certainly is not. I’ll allow the band to clarify:

“Hypothetically is not a love song. It is about the perils of love and the hope of love, but it’s not a love song. If, hypothetically, Hypothetically were a love song, it would probably closely resemble this song, but again, it’s not. If Hypothetically were a love song, it would be complicated like love, and moody and sentimental like love, which it is. But it’s not a love song, so don’t even think about it!”

Oh yeah, Wicked Bears are celebrating the release of Underwater with some shows! So if they’re stopping in your town, check ’em out:

3/02/23 – Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues Anaheim
3/03/23 – Las Vegas, NV @ Red Dwarf
3/04/23 – Salt Lake City, UT @ The Beehive
3/06/23 – Denver, CO @ Seventh Circle Music Collective
3/08/23 – Omaha, NE @ Benson Theatre
3/11/23 – Austin, TX @ SPI Fest