Punk rock UFC: Glen Lambert (Ex Propagandhi) challenges Cokie the Clown to cage fight

Punk rock UFC: Glen Lambert (Ex Propagandhi) challenges Cokie the Clown to cage fight

Okay, I think it’s safe to file this one under “Weird news of the day”. Glen Lambert formerly of Propagandhi has a statement on the band’s website challenging Cokie the Clown. Here’s exactly what he had to say,

“I was depressed and pathetic back in 2004. The band NOFX even wrote a (terrible) song about how depressed and pathetic I was. Then this fucking clown comes along out of nowhere 4 years later, acting all depressed and pathetic. Coincidence? Well, this town is only big enough for one depressing and pathetic clown, and that’s me, Glen Lambert. So i’m issuing a public challenge to Cokie: meet me in the octagon. Three 1-minute rounds. No holds barred. The loser apologizes publicly for stealing the other guys gimmick and pays the winner a whole shitload of money. I’m serious about this. I’ve been taping cutlery together and doing arm-curls for the past 4 hours. I’m fucking ripped. Rich people interested in organizing this event please get in touch with my manager, Murray Moon. Oh, and heres a tip Cokie: real clowns don’t wear make-up.”

The opinions expressed by Glen Lambert are those of Glen Lambert and not those of the parent corporation (Propagandhi, Inc) that fired him for incessant weirdness.

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